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The safety training yesterday wasn't so bad. There were videos, humoruous and depressing. Activities, snacks and .... prizes? (I'm not sure a can of vienna sausages or tuna is considered a prize. especially compared to the next prize - a box of Whoppers).
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The last topic we discussed for the day was housekeeping and all the hazards involved. So,
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Today's Question of the Day? is:
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Think about your favorite housekeeping issue (clutter, tripping hazards, specific locations). How would you complete the story below?
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Bill went into the __________.
The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered
_____________.
As a result, he __________ and __________.
This incident also had the following effects on Bill's life:
_______________________________________.
Love,
The Asker
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5 comments:
Bill went into the closet.
The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered falling boxes and poisonous spiders.
As a result, he was pinned to the ground and bitten mercilessly.
This incident also had the following effects on Bill's life:
severe clostrophobia, arachnophobia & tropophobia; loss of appendages.
Bill went into the front room.
The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered
35 drums.
As a result, he sat down and made enough racket that the police visited his home.
This incident also had the following effects on Bill's life:
He was given a fine, asked to move out of the neighborhood and moved to an isolated, wooded area, where he lived alone with his 35 drums drums for the next thrity-five years.
Bill went into the DNA Resequencing Apparatus.
The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered
vast colonies of terribly beweaponed, armored mutant ants engaged in mortal combat.
As a result, he was taken captive and held as an enemy combatant and forced to carry heavy loads of fruit and grains, up to three times his bodyweight, back along faint pheremone trails to Her Royal Eggness, the hive Queen.
This incident also had the following effects on Bill's life:
He became inextricably lost in the Battle Ant hive and spent seven years of his life digging tunnels through what was, until recently, his own basement, until finally breaking through into a neighborhood swimming pool, drowing the Battle Ant hive and escaping to live in luxury on the earnings from selling his story to the National Enquirer.
Bill went into the bathroom of a gas station. The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered roaches. As a result, he threw up and screamed everytime he saw roaches. This incident also has the following effects on Bill's life:
fear of public bathrooms, fear of bugs of any kind, fear of already wet toliet paper, and strangely enough fear of oil and gas fumes. He eventually quit driving.
Bill went into the home of jennifer and mike.
The area had poor housekeeping. It wasn't long before he encountered
giant tumbleweeds made out of cat and dog hair as a result of the CONSTANT SHEDDING.
As a result, he screamed and ran away.
This incident also had the following effects on Bill's life:
he was forced to participate as a key witness in the nasty divorce trial between jennifer and mike, because jennifer realized she cannot be married to a man who is OBVIOUSLY ALLERGIC TO BROOMS, which is problematic when she is gone all day and the house becomes a barnyard.
i am , of course, kidding about the divorce trial.
i would never ask bill to do THAT!
:o)
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