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Yesterday I had peanut butter and apples for breakfast at my desk. Rather than pack a small tupper-ware of peanut butter, I just brought the jar. I was surprised by how many people were surprised that I had a jar of peanut butter. They all missed the apple slices sitting right next to it and assumed I was eating straight PB.
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Today's Question of the Day? is:
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What sort of secret agent gadget would you favor?
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And since this is the last day of theme week, if there are any secret agent ideas you want to share that I didn't ask about, feel free to include them in today's answer
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The Asker
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5 comments:
- SECRET AGENT EQUIPMENT REQUEST -
Req: 2008.10.17.1
Secret Agent: Vyrus O'Day
Item: (1) Starfleet Tricorder
Purpose: Identifying vulnerabilities in target's defense, tracking all defensive personnel movements, neutralizing network security, downloading and decrypting target intellegence, creating diversions, signaling for extraction.
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Again, I am not responding to any comments that imply that I have been raised by a CIA operative.
The gadgets I would need would be as follows:
A life-like kitten that is laced with a poison, so that when held and cuddled, death would result.
A Tribble that would lure a spy onto a Star Trek set and result in a capture.
A mechanical pencil filled with a hormone that makes a person feel as if they have not eaten in a week. I could inject the hormone just before luring a spy into a room filled with yummy foods laced with poison.
A hollowed out pen that can be used as a pea shooter to inject a person with a device that will keep them awake by small electric shocks.
Chocolate bars laced with a poison.
A credit card to high-end designer stores that coated with a tranquilizer and released when it is held. I could give this as a gift and once my opponent is sedated, the game is over!
I would like to have pointy hair chopsticks. they would serve two functions: keep my hair out of the way and good stabbers.
heated socks, for when I'm on a job in a cold climate. I wouldn't function well with frozen feet.
Sedative hard candy.
Chemical analysis 'make-up compact.'
remote control robotic mouse, it could carry a tiny camera to remote places, scare ladies at a resteraunt, taunt the kitties sent to distract me...
A roll of duct tape, that is all.
Interesting fact to the Asker and all those drive-in movie fans.
Richard Hollingshead was the inventor of the drive-in movie. He was the son of the founder of Whiz Automotive. Hollingshead was working at Whiz Automotive when he started a drive-in theater.
It is in disgrace that I must admit that the most innovative thing that I have done since being involved with Whiz products is convince Mr. Ken that the company needs a dsl connection.
I apologize for the fact that none of this is spy-related.
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